The Twelve (or so) Weirdest Christmas Songs Ever

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth – Spike Jones & His City Slickers

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
– Shirley Temple …

… and while we’re on the subject of Hippo’s, One Hippopotami – Allen Sherman

What? I didn’t say it had anything to do with Christmas.

I want Eddy Fisher for Christmas
– Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Here Comes Fatty Claus
– Rudolph & The Gang

Mommy, wont you buy a baby brother (or sister) for me
  – Spike Jones & His City Slickers

A Barnyard Christmas
  – Spike Jones & His City Slickers

You Ain’t Gettin Shit for Christmas
– Red Peters

Twelve Gifts of Christmas
– Allen Sherman (A personal favourite)

Happy Pagan Present Day
– Richard Felnagle

Santa Song
– Adam Sandler

… And let us not forget…

Achmed The Dead Terrorist Carols
  (Jingle Bombs) – Jeff Dunham

Happy (Insert pagan or secular holiday of your choice HERE)

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About Gwendolyn McIntyre

Author, editor, businesswoman, musician, lover of jazz and horses. Chief investigator of all things that go BUMP in the night.
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